N* Hey, B, it’s three past midnight! Happy New Year!
B* … Grmbl… What the *bleep*?
N* I just said: “Happy New Year!”
B* Oh god, I *bleep*ing fell asleep. Aouch! *Bleep*! My head!
N* I wish you the best for 2009!
B* *Bleep* off! There’s no point in wishing me anything. Wishing is for the *bleep*ing weak!
N* … You’re right, B.
B* Of course, I am!
N* Of course, B…

N* Hear this, B.”It’s possible that in the future your voice conversations on your cell phone could generate enough electrical power to run the phone, without batteries.”
B* “Could”? Another *bleep*ing pseudo-scientist claiming something he cannot even make real!
N* Wait, it seems pretty plausible. It works with tiny piezoelectric crystals…
B* Pizza what?
N* Piezoelectric. It means something that can generate electricity from mechanical energy.
B* Yeah, I see. Like me when I’m *bleep*ing Rita!
N* … You’re right, B.
B* Of course, I am!
N* Of course, B…

[Sources : Slashdot/NetworkWorld]