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N* B? B? Are you awake?
B* Why the *bleep* do you ask?
N* Dunno. Maybe because I didn’t see you move for a while.
B* Maybe it’s because you’re blind, you *bleep*ing idiot!
N* I’m pretty sure I’m not blind, B.
B* Yeah, yeah, you’re right. It’s just me that didn’t *bleep*ing move, then?
N* I’d say that, yes.
B* You’ll say whatever you want when you’ll be able to get that blindness is not just some*bleep*ing condition of the eye, you moron!
N* … You’re right, B.
B* Of course, I am!
N* Of course, B…

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N* Hear this, B. “From fatty molecules and bits of nucleic acids, a scientific team led by some Jack Szostak guy…”
B* What a *bleep* name! How can somebody with such a *bleep*ing name look serious?
N* Well… I was saying…  From fatty molecules and bits of nucleic acids, a scientific team could form a system capable of self-replication by harnessing the energy of the sun. Isn’t that great?
B* Great? You must be kidding me! Self-replicating fat? Any *bleep*ing bitch does this, with or without sun power, just by eating some *bleep*.
N* You don’t seem to understand, B. These guys are on the verge of creating a new form of life!
B* Yeah, sure. If they are “on the verge”, why don’t they just *bleep*ing really create life before starting to talk about it?
N* … You’re right, B.
B* Of course, I am!
N* Of course, B…

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